
Perth (or
Perf as Audrey calls it) is on the other side of Australia. The western side.
It is where we were all born, where our family all live, it holds a bazillion memories......it's also extremely hot.
I do not hide the fact that I loathe the heat. Make-up to me is supposed to be on my face, not running down into my shoes. When I do my hair it is supposed to sit flat, not be so wild with humidity that I have to walk through doors sideways. When I walk from the back door to the front door I am supposed to arrive looking like I have not just run a
biathlon.
Good grief the weather!
So why we decided to make the trip back to Perth in the middle of Summer is a decision that must have been made on a cold day in Melbourne. Also Christmas had something to do with it. "Let's go back and have a holiday at Christmas in the middle of Summer!"
We went for 3 weeks and a day and as much as we love our family, it's not exactly a holiday. Visiting family and moving from one home to the next is not a holiday. For one, as much as you love seeing everyone, it's not your home. You are out of your comfort zone and move about like a thief stealing jewellery. You tread the boards lightly. You put cups on coasters. You shower like at any moment someone is going to bust the door down. You can't even go to the toilet like you do in your own home. Plus, it's been years since Ben and I left home. You just get used to doing things your own way.
Not that anyone wasn't
accommodating and lovely, it's just the way it is. I am sure everyone was keen to see our backs retreat too.
The highlights of our trip -
New Years Eve. We had a fantastic night that went into early morning. We danced and sang and kicked our legs up. I think I flashed my knickers.
The Beach. We went to the Beach at Mum's house every morning and it was wonderful. The wind was blowing the right way the entire stay which meant no seaweed. We collected shells and floated in the water.
Home. Sometimes you need to be away from something to realise how much you love it. We missed our home everyday. Our cats. Seeing our purple house from the street as you drive up. The dirt road. Our garden. The green trees. Home. There is nothing like it.
The
Lowlights -
Leaving your family and realising you forgot to tell them something.
The changes. The image of a holiday you have in your mind never really works out the same in real life. I worked so hard to be different this year. To look different and to be more confident.
When I went back to Perth, I just felt like the same shy, tubby person. I just don't understand it - at home I tell great jokes and I snort and feel great and I look in my mirror and think "well that will do..." but it all left the building when I arrived in Perth. I just felt awkward and that I was disappointing everyone.
Time. I wanted to see so many more people, but time ran out.

Audrey and Elton at Elton's 5
th birthday party. They had a
wonderful time.

Admiring the view from our hotel in Melbourne. We had dinner in the city and saw the big Christmas tree.

Waking up early the day of our flight and watching hot air balloons drift over the city.

If you ever wanted to know what it looks if the ocean was drained of water, then this is the place for you. The
Pinnacles in Cervantes. My Mum lives here.