Tuesday, December 21, 2010

up, up and away......

with TAA the friendly, friendly waaaaayyyyyy.....(warble) (cough)

Tomorrow, after Elton has his little party we are off to the big smoke for an overnight stay. We are taking Elton and Audrey to see the Christmas windows, the live advent calendar, a Santa tram ride and then a relax before catching our flight to Perth for the Christmas holidays.

It is freezing here at the moment. About 8 degrees and when we hit Perth on Thursday it will be 38 degrees. I still can't believe I will be hot without the aid of heating or an electric blanket.

If you call by and read along quietly or leave lovely comments - thank you so much for being around. It means the world for anybody to stop past that isn't related to me. :)

I hope you have a wonderful Christmas and a happy and safe New Year.

And I will leave you for now with this vintage TAA ad. It makes me laugh. There is lots of running and more running. Some running. A lady wearing a leopard print snuggie. A sleazy man checking out the air hostess, and more running. Everything you want to see in an ad.

xxx

5

Our little boy Elton turns 5 tomorrow.

Elton you are our bright light and mean everything to our family.

Happy Birthday little man. We love you to the moon and back.

Saturday, December 18, 2010

Ben's Christmas Mince Off

Ben has been on a mission - The mission of finding THE best fruit mince pie for Christmas.

Ben has eaten his way through 6 packs of tartlets (gosh that does sound kinky) and today we are bringing you Ben's Top 4 Fruit Mince Pies for 2010.

This is scaled on pastry, crumble, sprinkles and the important fruit mince.


Although not judging the box or title, we are not too fond of eating a Fruit Mince Pie that says Mincemeat. It just seems wrong...like Ben was expecting to eat the pie with sauce.

This pie had true shortbread pie casing. The top is quite thick and these are the most generous pie for pastry/mince ratio. The mince is not minced enough. Quite lumpy and saucy.

There are no sprinkles and they pastry doesn't crumble and fall about.

7 out of 10.
Mr Kipling. I love Mr Kipling. Probably because of the memories associated with Mr Kipling and my workmate from eons ago, Val. Val loved Mr Kipling. Val was also the best workmate I have ever worked with. She was so much fun!

Mr Kipling has a great pie case. Sweet and with the sugar on top. We like sugar on our pastry lids. The mince is the tastiest. Very fruity and you can taste the cloves and the cinnamon.....alot like eating Christmas cake or a pudding. The mince is packed in the tart and it's not juicy, so when you bite in it doesn't ooze out and drop into your lap.

That said, the pastry is messy and you will have to dust bust your guests shoes and floor when they eat.....if you are a neat freak do not buy these pies!

8 out of 10.


Bakers Delight Fruit Mince Pies. Delicious pies. Freshly made on the day and ready to go these pies are extra special if you dust a little icing sugar on top.

The fruit mince is a little different. Not as....err.....mincey....you know...mincey. Not as bitey....like mince. Probably a good beginners pie for kids if you are introducing them to fruit mince for the first time. They won't yell at you or freak out when it touches their lips. Good Christmas Day fruit mince pie meltdown avoidance.

The pasty is more cake like, so you don't have to have a drink on standby when you are trying to swallow. You know that shortbread stuck in the throat feeling? Well you don't have it with these pies.

Also very clean pies. No crumble or mess.

9 out of 10.

Ashwood Fruit Mince Pies from Aldi.

These are very juicy and runny but also very tasty. Don't be put off by the cheap price. They are fantastic value for money and nobody will think you are cheap. They are good pies and go down a treat with a glass of Ben's Egg Nog Spectacular. It's spectacular the amount of brandy that goes into the nog. You lose your nog. Or noggin.

No crumble but the pasty can get a little leaky looking, so buy them and pop them in the fridge in the packet. If you dust them with icing sugar these pies also resemble the most handmade looking ones in case you want to impress (lie) to anyone that you made them.

7 out of 10.

So the winner for Ben's Christmas Mince Off 2010 is.................Bakers Delight Fruit Mince Pies!!!

This is also why fruit mince pies are a yearly thing. You feel like throwing up if you see once more pie after Christmas. It takes 11 months to get over it.  

Thursday, December 16, 2010

movies with kids


Where have I been?

Well, I have been tackling the huge list of to-do's before we head west on our holiday. I have done about a third. I do tend to get a bit sidetracked and forget what I was.....

Um.

Movies. That's right.

So you might be after something to watch on school holidays and Elton and Audrey have great taste in movies. They ask to watch some great things and at the moment the kids love to watch any movie by Hayao Miyazaki.

They say this man is the Walt Disney of Japan and I totally agree. What an imagination this man has!

His stories are magical and fun and if Elton and Audrey had to name some favourites they would be Ponyo, Princess Mononoke and My Neighbour Totoro. Especially Totoro. The kids love Cat Bus! 

Thursday, December 9, 2010

my man


Daydream delusion
Limousine Eyelash
Oh, baby with your pretty face
Drop a tear in my wineglass
Look at those big eyes
See what you mean to me
Sweet cakes and Milkshakes
I am a delusion angel
I am a fantasy parade
I want you to know what I think
Don't want you to guess anymore
You have no idea where I came from
We have no idea where we're going
Launched in life
Like branches in the river
Flowing downstream
Caught in the current
I'll carry you. You'll carry me
That's how it could be
Don't you know me
Don't you know me by now


Poem from Before Sunrise.


I have had this poem on my blog before but it's so beautiful and my favourite that I wanted to share it again. Especially for Ben.

Yesterday was his birthday and our wedding anniversary. Our 7th.
But we got married in Las Vegas on the 8th at 7pm which is really today at 9am......so Happy Anniversary my Benny.

You make my dreams come true.




And our wedding song - He Needs Me by Shelley Duvall from the movie Popeye.

xxx

gosh


At breakfast this morning -

Elton: "Mum you make my feelings happy."

Audrey: "Mummy you make my heart feel good."

Gee all I did was make toast.


I love my smalls.

Tuesday, December 7, 2010

christmas wish list

Elton: "Oh Mum Hero Factory Lego is very amazing!"

Me: "How on earth do you know about Hero Factory?"

Elton: "In the catalogue."

Me: "Oh."

Elton: "I like the black one."

Me: "What this Jimmy Stringer guy?"

Elton: "Yes. But you can get me this and Spongebob Lego."

......"and Bumblebee......and trains - any trains. I like trains."

Me: "Yes Elton."
I really wanted to get Audrey a doll, but not a doll that looks like a teenager for little girls. A doll that looked sweet and cute and young.

I was looking at lovely Elsie's blog and she got her niece a doll I had never heard of and after seeing the photo I thought "that's the doll!"

She is a LaLaLoopsy doll - I ordered Jewel Sprinkles for Aud because she IS Jewel Sprinkles....and thanks to the internet and an online Australian toy store, she is on the way.


Every night before bed, Audrey runs through her Sylvanian Family wish list. A car, a caravan, a house, a family, a baby..........she said she wants a family just like ours. Bless.

I like smells. Good ones only. Not feet smells or butt smells but nice smells. Like Parisienne. Anything Parisienne and I love it already.


This plate by The Storybook Rabbit. It's wonderful!

Anything from Tamar. Anything. I LOVE her store.

Back to smells and I do like SJP's NYC. I think it's pretty.

And I would love a pair of Chuck Taylors.

And for Ben.....probably a whole day (week, year...) of uninterrupted WOW, a zombie movie and a telescope.

But in the end for us to take-off and land and take-off and land on our holiday and arrive in both places with all our luggage and our lives in tact. 

I don't like being in the air.

Monday, December 6, 2010

vintage laughs




I'm a fan of vintage cards with the funny modern day captions. They always make me laugh.
Which is something I need on a Monday morning with a to do list half a mile long....and my little girl says she vomited her sausages she had for dinner in her bed sometime last night but was too tired to yell out, so she slept in it and it's now like sausage cardboard in the sheets and her hair, and the smell is like nothing from this lifetime, but she is all better now and would like yoghurt and toast for breakfast please.
Do they have a card for that?
Happy Monday!!
*all cards from Vintage Ladybird

Friday, December 3, 2010

there's something about erin


This is the story about another lovely girl called Erin. Erin and her fantastic clothes!

I have purchased 3 dresses from Erin over the past few months from her store - Peachy Pipes. I have a vintage ascot bow dress and two dresses with polka dots. Everything I buy from her is guaranteed to be great. Not only does she have great dresses but she is a voluptuous lady like me. You go girl!

Erin had this perfectly peachy skirt in her store and I loved it immediately. Reminds me of Mum's old curtains and being a little girl I would grab them and put them on my head as you can see from the photo of me........this was my Maria from the Sound of Music outfit. I wanted to be a nun and twirl on the hillside.


Erin had a picture of herself wearing the skirt with leggings, which I thought was a great idea. I also plan to wear it under my dresses to give the skirts some volume.
Erin - thank you for your store. Being curvy it's hard enough to dress the way I truly want to, and your store allows me to do just that. I hope you keep finding those great dresses.
Vintage skirt - Peachy Pipes
Belt - City Chic
Leggings - Glassons
Vintage Shoes - Salvation Army
Long sleeve t - Target
Brooch - Peachy Pipes
......and Erin sent me this brooch with my skirt. Just because. Thank you Erin. You are so kind and I love it!
and I still have crap nails. Oh well!
Happy Weekend.
x

Thursday, December 2, 2010

the perfect old dress

I found this lovely 60's dress from a fantastic Etsy store called Coldfish. Erin has lots of great things.

This dress has been lovingly handmade and whoever stitched it up did a wonderful job.

It's made in the lightest polyester (material I love although it can sometimes have a bad name) and it floats. The fit is perfect. It's a magical moment when you wait for a dress to come from the other side of the world, it fits like it was made especially for you, even though it belonged to a lady or maybe ladies who all loved it at one time or other.

I just don't get the same thrill when I am owner number one. I love the story of the dress.

Same for the cute shoes. Kitten heel Mary Jane's that I found this week at the Salvos. In lovely condition and matches the clasp Kelly bag found a few weeks back at The Treasure Hut down the road for 50 cents.

50 cents! I mean really!

Vintage Shoes - Salvation Army
Vintage Bag - The Treasure Hut - Upwey
Cardi Clip - Sweet N Salty
Cardi - Cocolatte